Friday, June 18, 2010

Pirate job!

A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"




"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"


HaHaHaHa!  :)

Monday, May 10, 2010

Exciting News

I have two pieces of exciting news to share!!

1) Becker and I are engaged!!!!!











And

2) We bought a house!!!!!

You can see images and info of the house by following the link below:

http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AdE8xvL0cQ0yZGZkeHRta18yMmhnM2M3NWM2&hl=en


SO HAPPY!!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Lamebook

Lamebook.com cracks me up!!!

This Harry Potter one made me giggle out loud at work!!



Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Twins Updates

Don't miss out on any exciting twins updates.

Make sure you're going to Christi and Mike's blog:

http://mikeandchristijohnson.blogspot.com/


From your excited Auntie Auntie to be!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Please Help Support My Walk For MS



Multiple sclerosis stops people from moving. I want to make sure it doesn't. That's why I'm walking in Walk MS: Twin Cities Walk. I hope you also make your mark against MS by supporting my fundraising efforts.
Your tax-deductible gift keeps the National MS Society moving toward a world free of multiple sclerosis by funding cutting-edge research and supporting programs for people living with MS.
Movement is something many of us take for granted, but for people living with MS movement isn't a guarantee. Support me and together we'll move forward on behalf of those who may not be able to do so themselves. Donate online by clicking on the link at the bottom of this message or by sending your gift to the address below.
For more information about the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, how proceeds from Walk MS are used or the other ways you can join the movement, please visit walkMS.org.
If the text above does not appear as a clickable link, you can visit the web address:http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/MNMWalkEvents?px=8024690&pg=personal&fr_id=12011&s_tafId=125354
If the text above does not appear as a clickable link, you can visit the web address:http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/MNMWalkEvents?team_id=184829&pg=team&fr_id=12011&s_tafId=125354

Christi's Blog

Check out Christi and Mike's blog to get updates on the twins!

http://mikeandchristijohnson.blogspot.com/

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Happy Easter

BEWARE OF IDENTITY THEFT THIS EASTER

















Happy Easter!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Surprised Kitty!

This is the greatest video ever!

If it doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will!


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Cat's Behavior


Honestly, it could give less of a shit, and then bury it.





























































































Honestly, it could give less of a shit, and then bury it.

Monday, February 22, 2010

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School DropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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We all need a good laugh, at least once a day
!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

You'll Want To See This!!

Make sure your sound is on!!


The Grandparents:


Kat:

Did you figure it out???!!!

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Christi's having twins!!!!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Interview

Wish me luck at my interview tomorrow for a Project Coordinator position at Merrill Corp in St. Paul!!